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I am not sure who you think you’re talking to right now, Madame Vastra, but I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men. And for the record, if there was anybody who could flirt with a mountain range, she’s probably standing in front of you right now! Just because my pretty face has turned your head, do not assume that I am so easily distracted. — Clara Oswald // 8x01

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dynastylnoire:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

whitegirlsaintshit:

thagoodthings:

What a fucking idiot

who let that fucking cockroach in here?

-_- you know how long ive been hoping he wasn’t a rapist and now he basically outed himself as one … I cant in good conscious support him.

Didn’t he just go down for a rape charge though..::reads the text above:: yep he did.
He’s  a rapist.
Dammit and I loved Gnarls

dynastylnoire:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

whitegirlsaintshit:

thagoodthings:

What a fucking idiot

who let that fucking cockroach in here?

-_- you know how long ive been hoping he wasn’t a rapist and now he basically outed himself as one
… I cant in good conscious support him.

Didn’t he just go down for a rape charge though..::reads the text above:: yep he did.

He’s  a rapist.

Dammit and I loved Gnarls

nachohousekeeperjawn

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

pnsyparkinson

“Maybe it’s just one of those things we’ll never know, Granger,” he said evenly. “Maybe one we aren’t supposed to know. Life’s mysteries. People can spend their whole life searching for the meaning of everything, and some of them find it in religion or in politics… but some of us, we aren’t meant to.” He smiled. “But it doesn’t matter, does it? Just as long as we have something that means something to us in the end. And, somehow, it makes not knowing everything bearable. A little, but enough.”